One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her  salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:

Dear

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

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小时侯 把 English
读为“ 应给利息“ 的同学当了行长；
读为 “阴沟里洗 “ 的成了小菜贩子；
读为 “因果联系 “ 的成了哲学家；
读为 “硬改历史 “ 的成了政治家；
读为 “英国里去 “ 的成了海外华侨；
而我不小心读成了 “应该累死 ”
结果成了公司职员………
工作辛苦了, 提前祝同志们“ 五一” 劳动节快乐！

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